Forgotten glaze hardened the sock that I chose,
Genetical stuff stuck to hair on my toes.
I hurried that morning then picked the wrong clothes,
Mistakes will take place in a haste, I suppose.
The public room I used to check on the wear
Of garment was harming with weaponized air.
Abusive diffusion made cilia tear.
I vowed to destroy whom exploded in there.
Some urine secured a quite prominent spot,
Ensuring the lure of one dominant dot
Would pull in a flurry of staring and not
Allow a good day in the pants I just bought.
Some wonderful humor in this! Laughed out loud a few times.
ReplyDeleteI think you hit just about every snag in the early-morning apocaritual. Nicely done!
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ReplyDeleteI'm glad to have found your work....rhyme is tricky, but you appear to be a master of it.
Interesting how the end rhymes conjure rhymes elsewhere--"Mistakes will take place in a haste, I suppose."
Laugh out loud funny:-))
ReplyDeleteHumour within a lackadaisical situation. And somewhat scary.
ReplyDeleteVery clever, Jack.
hahaha.wonderfully done.I'm sure many of us would be able to identify with this.
ReplyDeleteRead Tagore.A timeless experience.
Thanks for a belly laugh at dawn! I love how you used rhyme to enhance the humor in this poem. Thanks for sharing.
ReplyDeleteWell, this made me laugh too....but if it happened in real life, it would not have been funny at all, as one was on the way to a job interview~! Smiles to you for sharing a fun write this morning.
ReplyDeleteQuite a sticky situation - sorry I couldn't resist, very funny.
ReplyDeleteFunny one Jack weaponized air lol.
ReplyDeleteOh my heck, Jack! I usually avoid hearing the details of another's biological urges and the detritus they create. Your telling, however, thoroughly amused me. Alone in the kitchen, I laughed aloud, making the dachshunds start.
ReplyDeleteAs ever, your cadence, diction and rhyme scheme are quite good, enticing the reader to enjoy the piece to the last word.
Now... please go do the laundry.
This is hilarious, the more so since the form is followed to perfection, even given the humorous topic.........
ReplyDeleteAn amusing take on the perils of life's simplest needs - and the comical result that sometimes is hard to avoid.
ReplyDeleteVery clever write Jack! I guffawed!
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