20130104

Vegan Wizard

A hamburger, a harbinger
Of things my humble armature
Will not defend.  No arbiter
Can help amend
Impulsive trend.

A vegetable comestible
Would safely rate "acceptable"
And not be fast rejectable
By solar blast
I love to cast.

Like Cerberus, I'm murderous--
My urge could burn a third of us.
That steak tartare found Tartarus,
A penal char
From tact ajar.



22 comments:

  1. that last stanza is badass my man, excellent

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  2. Don't know whether to laugh or cry :-)

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  3. Wow! I might just have a salad, if it's OK with you...

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  4. I love "Like Cerburus I am murderous." Should I be laughing? LOL

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  5. I could use more of the vegetable comestible after the holidays. Good write Jack

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  6. i cant take veg.meat in any form...boiled, roasted, curry or fry is good with me 24X7.and all the health freaks are welcome to their bland dull mash ups.

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  7. My strict vegetarianism lasted over ten years, until I gave birth to a carnivore, so your poem here oddly resonates with me.

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  8. Not many poems in which one will find hamburgers and steaks rubbing shoulders with Cerberus and I wondering why ever not?

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  9. Should I become a vegetarian? I'll take my chances. However I love this poem!!!

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  10. This is wonderfully witty! Loved it.

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  11. At least I don't feel guilty any longer!

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  12. Very nice and I like the uniqueness of it. Clever is always better.

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  13. Clever, clever man. You, Jack, are one of the few who can create drama with veg. Well done!

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  14. Clever, clever write Jack--great word play!!

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  15. Jack,

    Your words provided a complete feast of thoughts. A whole meal of images and foody actions....To eat or not to eat:)
    An excellent amuse-bouche:)...

    Eileen:)

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  16. I enjoyed the reading of this one. It made me laugh and now I'm trying to figure out the why of it.

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  17. nice - love this one - you packed everything I like in a poem into one tasty piece

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  18. wonderful wordplay/rhyme throughout, but the opening is the best part for me -

    A hamburger, a harbinger
    Of things my humble armature

    dig!

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  19. The cosmic elements tied into the mythology well. Great poem, Jack!

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  20. I can't decide if I like the first two lines or the last stanza best. I guess you could conclude I really like the whole poem... except for the part where it made me feel guilty for NOT eating salad for lunch... :P

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  21. I agree that this one made me laugh (especially the ending). Even though I am of the vegetarian persuasion :).

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  22. The rhythm is perfect. Nice one! :)

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